What a switch, who could’ve seen it coming? There hasn’t been a bigger change of allegiances since Sol Campbell left spurs for great rivals Arsenal. “Tommy Robinson”, facing prison, has decided refugees are great, what a U-turn. And much like the legendary Arsenal player,he has made the switch for purely personal reasons. So, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, A.K.A Tommy Robinson, A.K.A Mr “Foreigners Don’t Respect Our Laws”, has been convicted for not respecting the law, how naughty, and is due to be sentenced on Thursday. Surely a true patriot who values British rule of law higher than anything else would stand up and accept this verdict, apologising and highlighting the importance of British law and how we should respect it? Absolutely not because in his fantasy land the rules don’t apply to white men and prison isn’t very nice.
Now Yaxley-Lennon has decided to take his ironic exploits to the next level and apply for political asylum in the USA due to “fearing for his life”, hilarious when you think the biggest danger to him recently has been a McDonald’s milkshake, but to be fair, it is a valid concern when he’s on the inside as I doubt the inmates have seen such a piece of gammon for some time and would surely eat him alive (metaphorically or otherwise, i don’t know what prisoners get up to in their spare time). Of course if Yaxley-Lennon’s fear of prisons being run by “Jihadi gangs” is true then he has nothing to fear as gammon is of course Haraam. A disappointment really, disappointing for Stephen as he’s in prison but more disappointing for me really as I spent a lot of time trying to word that eaten alive sentence.
Whatever his reasons for trying to escape jail time, the nerve it takes for the man to claim refugee status when he has spent years protesting such individuals is startling. Playing the victim as ever, Yaxley-Lennon must be foaming at the mouth thinking about those refugees leaving home due to the slight inconvenience of war and poverty when the real refugees should be those who truly need to escape their country, like angry little men whose outspoken actions have finally caught up with them. Even more startling is that there is a high chance Donald Trump will grant this request, despite Yaxley-Lennon being banned from the USA due to fraudulent passport issues. This is another shining example of why he deserves to be a refugee more than those coming to Britain. All those lazy scroungers do is jump on a dinghy and float all the way here, away from violence and corruption with no guarantee of survival, at least the people’s champion Stephen went to the effort of using an invalid passport first, true patriotism in action.
In his appeal to the president Yaxley-Lennon appeared on Infowars, where host Alex Jones gets angry about something, or sometimes nothing, and shouts endlessly about the disgrace it brings to America. Despite the show being called Infowars, turns out there is very little info being used in these shouting sessions. All of Jones’ guests’ claims go unchecked so if Yaxley-Lennon can claim our prisons are run by Jihadi gangs then next week Boris Johnson could pop on and claim Jeremy Corbyn wants to replace Buckingham Palace with a water park and make the new king the biggest lion at London zoo. Alex Jones would then go on to literally shit himself live on air shouting about how Britain has fallen. (This is of course ridiculous, Jeremy Corbyn would never appoint a new king. But we can’t know for sure his thoughts on a water park in central London, these are the big questions Brexit has taken our focus from). So bearing this in mind when Alex Jones says the president is watching, surely you’d laugh as this is clearly not a “news” outlet that a president would subscribe to, but in this twisted reality we live in chances are Yaxley-Lennon’s appeal will reach Mr Trump and he will seize the opportunity to use Stephen’s words as facts about the “Islamic takeover” in Britain, vindicating anti-islamists from both sides of the pond. Yaxley-Lennon is likely to join Katie Hopkins and Nigel Farage in being the latest British “expert” to educate the US under Donald’s sponsorship, almost as if he is forming an anti-islamist super group. With Trump’s backing a “Do they know it’s Christmas time at all?” cover called “do they know that Brexit means Brexit?” Christmas number one is nailed on (Obviously the song is just called “Do they know it’s Christmas?” but that doesn’t fit and since when have any of these mavericks played by the rules?).
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And yet despite the conviction and upcoming sentencing, people defend poor old Stephen! With some donating to his “legal fund” despite him earning thousands off of donations and hardly needing any more financial support. On twitter #FreeTommy has been doing the rounds as “all he was doing was exposing Muslim grooming gangs”. If breaking a reporting ban to risk setting free people that have already been caught is “exposing a cover up” or “just free speech”, then John Major was the greatest PM of all time. Despite Stephen jeopardising the trial it seems he got what he wanted and brought attention to the minority of the Muslim population that just so happen to be wrong doing , with absolutely no regard for whether he was doing wrong himself, knowing his followers would be angrier at the police attempting to “silence” him than the actual fact he broke the law. It’s a right wing win-win, blame minorities and reduce trust in the establishment. He’s been doing it for years so why stop now some minor concept like the law disagrees with him?
I am caught in two minds about this whole refugee thing, firstly I find it hilarious the irony of it, but i’m also terrified he will get away with it and his brand of thuggish racism will be given an even bigger platform in the US. If Trump does intervene it also undermines our justice system and vindicates anti-islamists knowing they have the USA’s support. Yaxley-Lennon’s self importance has led him to try sustain himself by fleeing to America knowing he can spread his hate to a wider audience, no doubt boosting his profile and earnings. But it isn’t about that oh no, our mate ‘Tommy’ doesn’t care about the money, all his donation pleas help him fund genuine campaigns for British rights, DEFINITELY not his £1 million house. These are dark days for Britain if the president rescues and promotes one of our most divisive figures, so dark in fact that a water park in place of Buckingham palace is just what’s needed, make it happen Jeremy.
“Tommy Robinson” is a parasite that has been living off of hatred for longer than I’ve been interested in politics,he is both encouraged by the British media’s coverage of his actions and fuelled by the funding of the disenfranchised middle class looking for something to blame for the way things are. In fact even writing this is a bad idea as it has me thinking about this man, as well as the 6 people who read this. No matter the outcome of his refugee plea, no matter how ironic it is, it has succeeded in putting his ideas back into the public sphere. the subject of grooming gangs, or MUSLIM grooming gangs as ‘Tommy’ would put it will remain a topic of debate whether he rots in prison or gets jetted off to comb Trump’s ego on stage. Either way, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is a problem that no amount of milkshake can solve.